Does anyone else not see a resemblance? Also, I just realized that I’ve never seen an aardvark in real life. They don’t keep them is zoos, and I don’t know where they naturally live. Curious…
combine this with the computer that won jeopardy, a good robotic mouth, and humans are getting pretty close to making a nice robot. lets hope this doesn’t happen.
One of Jim Henson’s first pilots. Such good jokes.
I have to say something about this song. 57 million views in about a month. I really can’t put into words how I feel about the song. It’s hypnotizing…
The Thing I Hate Most In The World: faucets that are too short. I don’t want to have to rub my hands on the back of the bowl when I am trying to clean them! I bet I couldn’t even fit a cup under a faucet that short. It’s just stupid.
There are certain guidelines that should be observed when someone is clearly watching a movie or television show. These guidelines may seem like common sense, but it has become clear that not everyone has received the memo. Some of these rules may also apply in everyday conversation (see number 2 you fuck) They are as follows:
Number One: DO NOT TALK in the middle of quiet dialogue.
Number Two: If the person watching the movie or television show does not seem interested in listening to your stupid ass, do not continue speaking.
Number Three: Do not play music while a movie is being viewed.
Number Four: When a projector is being used for viewing purposes, do not turn on all the lights in the room.
Remember these rules and respect them at all times. Thank you.
Recently, I’ve been thinking a lot about what happens to our web presence when we die. I probably have information stored on hundreds of websites. I am constantly signing up for accounts, mailing lists, and contests on different sites, and I get around 10 to 15 emails a day. When I die and cannot access the internet anymore, does my inbox just fill up? What happens to my facebook? Is there a “deceased” option? I guess you can never really die on the internet.
Seriously. It is now officially out of hand. Literally millions of fish have been found dead on the banks of the Chesapeake bay. This comes after hundreds of thosands of fish died in a river in Arkansas. There are explainations for all of these terrible events, but I am not convinced. There is something horribly wrong and it is being ignored.
I HATE THIS GUY
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